"Beach Games"Season 3, episode 23: "Beach Games" felt a little gimmicky at first, sure, but once the Dunder gang discovered that the winner of Michael's dumb Survivor-style games would take over for him when he landed a job in corporate, the fun began. You just want to give people a smooth, fun way to relax, and suddenly, you're just some terrible monster." 21. Michael: "Now I know what the founders of Phillip Morris felt like. The power of Cafe Disco was something the kids needed to discover for themselves. Proving that "The Man" can't tell you when to dance and have fun. Now I need you to lie still for an hour." Later on, when a dejected Michael shuts down the party, the employees start it up again. It keeps their fur water resistant, as well as traps heat. Dwight: "This is oil from the gland of an otter. Unfortunately, Phyllis throws out her back and Dwight swoops in to give her an "injured horse" massage. "Cafe Disco"Season 5, episode 27: Michael tries to cheer up the office by using the Michael Scott Paper Company closet area he still was still renting as a place for his workers to unwind, drink coffee and maybe try out a new dance step or two. The downside: Karen got upset with Jim after she realized he still had feelings for Pam. The upside: Andy put his fist through a wall and vanished for four episodes. Hard-working, Alpha male, Jackhammer, Merciless, Insatiable." Man, remember when over 10 million people used to watch The Office? In "The Return," Michael headed over to Staples to win back Dwight while Jim and Pam teamed up to pull the ultimate rage-inducing cell phone prank on Andy. "The Return"Season 3, episode 14 Dwight: "How would I describe myself? Three words. Also, a bat gets loose in the office, causing mass chaos, screaming, terrified prayers from Angela and an epic blank expression from Creed. This episode also marked Ryan's banishment to the "annex" after Michael discovered that Ryan thought the paper industry as a whole was a dying enterprise. His trip to speak to Ryan's business class was not one of those moments stupefying the much more modern and adept students with his antiquated antics. "Business School"Season 3, episode 17: Occasionally, Michael surprises his employees with unexpected wisdom and unorthodox effectiveness. Lawyer: And you were directly under her the entire time? Michael: That's what she said! Two seasons later and he's still got it! 24. Levinson? Michael: Six years and two months. Naturally, torn about which side to support, Michael makes things as awkward and painful as possible. "The Deposition"Season 4, episode 12: Michael was all set to deliver some knockout testimony on behalf of his girlfriend Jan as part of her BS wrongful termination suit against Dunder Mifflin - until he found out that she once gave him a terrible performance review that internally killed his chances for promotion. The real victim though? Michael's beloved/bemoaned "That's what she said!" catchphrase. Honorable Mention: "Sexual Harassment"Season 2, episode 2: The honorable mention slot goes to this early episode, in which loud-mouthed sales rep Todd Packer shows up to offend just about everyone in the office (especially Phyllis) right as Dunder Mifflin orders a company-wide review of its on-book harassment policy.